Welcome to the Teddy Bears Picnic
The Bears are all Here! ...
Let me introduce you to MY very own "Teddy Robinson"
...who is joined by his pals, Paddington Bear, Biggles and The Boss ...
Jiggy's Teddy "Vin Deisel" is here...
...There's also ...
Sheena's "lil ted"
and watch up! ...here comes BalletCat Blue's adopted Teddy Bear... "Fergus"
Pinky's Teddy Bear "Vice" has just arrived...
oooh look ..its Bobs bear "Eddy the Teddy"! ..
hewwo eddy the teddy! 
...and flown over all the way from the U.S.of A..is Lena's Teddy Bear.."Zach"!
Are all the Teddy Bears here? ...
Well they ARE now! Paul's cycling Teddy has just arrived!
Is Everybeary hungry????
Who Invited HIM? 
Let's get the hamper out then! ...
There's plenty of sandwiches...
and cakes! .....
ice cream....
and lashings and lashings of ginger beer!
Tuck in!!
"here Mabel? I think somebodys having a Laff? who packed these chocolate bears???
Teddy Bear Sing ~a ~ long
I chanced upon a big brown bear
a gruff old bear was he.
He basked content within his lair,
I looked at him, and he looked at me.
And all he said was “WOOF!” Ah me.
And all he said was “WOOF!”
That big brown bear just hugged his lair,
And blinked a twinkling eye.
He ne’er as much as moved a hair,
But scared to death was trembling I.
And all he said was “WOOF!” Oh My.
And all he said was “WOOF!”
I doubted his sublime intent,
and did not stay for proof;
my heels in flight were swiftly bent,
for I’m inclined to stay aloof,
when big brown bears say “WOOF!”
Oh my, Oh my,
Oh my, Oh my, Oh my.
When big brown bears say
”WOOF!”
in the house next door to me
a little boy lives there
at christmas time santa claus
brought him a teddy bear
he loves that little teddy bear
he's with him all day long
and the sweetest thing
you'll ever hear
is to hear him sing this song
oh
Me and my teddy bear
have no troubles have no care
Me and my teddy bear
just play and play all day.
I love my teddy bear
he has one eye and has no hair
I love my teddy bear
We play and play all day.
Every night he's with me
when I climb up the stairs
and by my bed he listens
until I say my prayers.
Oh, me and my teddy bear
have no trouble have no care
Me and my teddy bear
we play (blp blp) and play (blp blp)
all day!
Say lil Ted..i really fancy Pinky over there ..
where.. where???
over there in the corner..see? ..
ooooh yeah! ...shes Nice!
it looks like fergus has reached her first lads..
weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Teddy Bear Jokes
Q: Why do bears have fur coats ?
A:Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!
Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A: A teddy boar!
Q: What should you call a bald teddy?
A; Fred bear!
Q: What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A: A little bear!
Q: Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
A: It lives on ice!
Q: Have you ever hunted bear?
A: No, but I've been shooting in my shorts!
Q: How do you hire a teddy bear?
A: Put him on stilts!
Q: What's a teddy bears favourite pasta?
A: Tagliateddy!
Q: Why shouldn't you take a bear to the zoo?
A: Because they'd rather go to the cinema!
Q: What is a bear's favourite drink?
A: Koka-Koala!
Bear in a Bar
This bear walks into a bar. Then he sits down and orders a beer.
The bartender, amazed that this bear can actually talk, gives him a beer.
The bear says, "What do I owe you?"
The bartender stops and thinks for a moment.
"Even though this bear is smart," thinks the bartender, "he probably hasn’t been in many bars."
So the bartender says, "That'll be ten dollars."
The bear forks over the money and starts drinking his beer.
After a few minutes, the bartender can't restrain his curiosity, so he walks back over to the bear and tries to strike up a conversation.
"You know, we don't get many bears in this bar."
The bear looks up from his beer and says, "Well, at ten bucks a beer, I'm not surprised."
What kind of food do you get when
you cross a blizzard with a polar bear?
A brrr-grrr!
Is EveryBeary Happy?
yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
The Teddy Bears' Picnic song
If you go down in the woods today
you’re sure of a big surprise.
If you go down in the woods today
you’d better go in disguise!
For every bear that ever there was
will gather there together because
today’s the day the teddy bears
have their picnic!
Every teddy bear who’s been good
is sure of a treat today.
There’s lots of marvellous things to eat
and wonderful games to play!
Beneath the trees where nobody sees
they’ll ‘hide and seek’
as long as they please,
for that’s the way the teddy bears
have their picnic.
Picnic time for teddy bears.
The little teddy bears are having
a lovely time today.
Watch them, catch them unawares,
they love to picnic on their holiday.
See them gaily gad-about,
they love to play and shout,
they never have any cares.
At six-o’clock their mummies and daddies
will take them home to bed,
because they’re tired little teddy bears.
If you go down in the woods today,
you’d better not go alone!
It’s lovely down in the woods today
but better to stay at home!
For every bear that ever there was
will gather there for certain because
today’s the day the teddy bears
have their picnic!
WE DONT WANT TO GO HOME!!!
Well get off with you then, and get dressed up in your bestest clothes that you brought along...for a group photograph!!! ...
Smile for the Camera! ...
CHEEEEESE!
I say?? could somebeary help me? I seem to be stuck!!!
you should have found yourself a more comfortable chair like mine Eddy!
i'll help you Eddy the Teddy!
let meeeeeeeee help you! Eddy the Teddy!
oooooh noooo don't knock me over!!!
oooooh are you all right old chap??
i'm fine thanks! ...umm? just fine!
but thank you for asking!
that's no problem Eddy...If your sure???
Is there any more food left? ...winnie the pooh's tummy is Rumbling! ....
Sure..all help yourself to the Honey filled assorted fancies!
Thank you Mags!
Who asked for a can of Irn Bru?
<ahem?>
Save some for Me Vice! ...
What sort of drink is Irn Bru? ...
It's Scotland's Other National Drink Zach
Aye..it's made frae Girders!!!
oh Henry ..it's getting rather late? ....Tom Kitten has come out for his night prowl ...
Margaret?
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