So was I
irked to be asked
for quirks? No I wasnt
I wont shirk from doing quirks
Just let me first of all, have a
little thirk (?)
hmmm .... now lemmee see?
(and i am very sad to say that each
and every one of these quirky
factoids are all true)
oh yeah.
1) My invisible blog was
hard to see.
some people thought it was a wind-up
but a blog was there, indubiatabley.
2) There was consternation from the priest
when my father's own funeral was delayed
the cremetorium attendants were also dismayed.
oh what a palaver
the reason?
Yours truly here, had only
and accidently <ahem>
locked my dad's coffin inside
the familys front parlour. 
3) This one happened,
not one week ago, when at a meeting
which I was forced to attend
something needed retrieving from my
handbag so down I did bend
So I got the speech didnt I?
(from the gent in the room)
"Yes you dont have to tell me about
the mysterys of a woman's other womb!"
THATS WHAT HE SAID!!!!!
anyway dont worry, I soon sorted HIM! 
when I pulled out a small infant
DONT PANIC
for it was actually a small handbag tucked inside the larger
Boy that guys face was a picture!
Har harharharhar
4) Speaking of infants....
I onced dressed up as LaLa
(dont ask)
I said to this kid....
( a baby in fact )
"Hey Look at me! Im LALA!"
The baby eyed me Up and Down
and shook her little head and frowned.
This babys age in years?
ONE! <sigh>
5) A few months ago now on Spaces
I lost a little wager
The loooooooser,
had to publish an embarrasing
picture of themselves
so yup that would be ME
it had to be a doozer.
so i published, using an editorial
programme
to primp embarrasment to a TEE.
but going the extra mile,
and without any huff
i did admit
that over 50% of the primping stuff
actually belonged soley to ME!!
6) When I am out and about,
visiting offices or resteraunts,
Public themeparks- ANYPLACE-
I have a quirky but nevertheless
unfortunate talent, of accidently walking
into the GENTS toilets by mistake.
Once when I was still a teenager I was
instructed to go use the "executive suite loos"
because the plebes facilities were
being refurbished
I ended up trapped inside a cubicle,
sitting on top of a cistern with my knees tucked
under me chin, I was shaking like a leaf,
after I realised that the china bowls
outside my door were in fact Urinals.
At that point I heard the main door to the
facilities open and several MALE execs
all came in.
When I eventually got back to my desk shaken
but Undiscovered, my boss was on the point of
FIRING me, untill I told Him what
had happened.
and no
I couldnt make that last quirky
escapade rhyme....
mags x
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