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3月26日

yes boss no boss

 
Hi Everybody!
Well I went back to work yesterday,
after being off on sick leave.
Things are going well.. NOT!
 
..I said to my Boss
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Boss wasnt very Happy,
but I hadnt even STARTED,
I said to Him, I said...
 
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..While I was on sick leave I
celabrated (?) another Birthday.
The Boss, thought he would try
and get a sly dig in
(about my age and that)
But i told Him in NO
uncertain terms...
 
..except I said 999
Just to be sure...ahem Angel
He thought he could trust
me on my own for five minutes
the FOOL
my boredom threshold had
been crossed, so I decided to
drop a little memo in
a few mail boxes
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My Boss turned around and
said to me ....
"If you change your mind, and,you
decide that you want to go back
 home again,I wont stop you"
  (Surprised)
 
So I said to him ...
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...Now Here's the fun
 news, about my
First day back at work.
Ive figured out How i can say
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to my boss and just about
get away with it..
maybe?Wink
 
My boss he's already hacked
off at me and he came back over
and he actually SAID to me
"I think you need to have a think
about what your doing here, yere
only back here for like five minutes!"
(Angry)
..so I replied ..
<um sorry this has also been removed>
mags x
 
Surprised  got to go the BOSS is comin!
 
"yesss sir no sir three bags full sir coffee with that? 
 
Wink
3月19日

Beware The Day of First(But Totally False) Impressions

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Hi Everybody!
 
I was telling a friend of mine (from here on Spaces)
 about something which happened to me about
 ten years ago.
afterwards I got to thinking "maybe i will share
 that with all of yous" Deep Joy Open-mouthed
 
...So How does everyone feel about
 "first impressions" when meeting someone
for the very first time.
Ok i should point out straight away im not
 speaking about online friendships or even
 online aquaintences. Im really referring to
 face to face encounters
ye know? when you meet someone for the
 first time..
Lots of theories abound about
" Just how Important"
 that first impression which is formed by you,
 really is (or isnt?)
How quickly we decide, or judge even,
 what that persons character truly is.
Well about ten years ago... i was in my sons
 school one day helping my son and his classmates
 to prepare for a concert which was being put on
 for the requisite assembled family and friends.
 a LOT of work goes into these productions,
 but they are worth the effort, well thats my opinion anyway. Ive got some quality nostalgic moments
 to look back on, from those times
in the form of videos shot with our camcorder
 (well that was before schools banned the use of
 cameras never mind camcorders) hmm maybe
that is a whole different blog Thinking
But back to then, and all was well and good
When I was leaving I had a visit to make to
 a different Classroom.
There I was to meet My sons teacher,
 for a parent meeting. When I arrived there was the teacher and also a second woman present.
 I had never met this woman or seen her before
 that moment.
I forget why she was there, She was a teacher
 and she may have been due to stand in my sons
 classroom for a term.
This woman, she was "smiling at me" Open-mouthed
 Do you know the kind of smile I mean?Open-mouthed
I am thinking  "WTF" and tried to smile
 wanely back at her Confused
t was quite unNerving. My sons teacher had
 a twinkle in her eye...Wink
Something wasnt right
Quick reality check... Yes i hadnt come out
 in my carpet slippers, I was in fact suitably
 dressed for the occasion of this formal meeting
 attired in my best bib and tucker.
As the meeting drew to a close, and I was about
 to leave, My sons teacher could control her
 restraint no longer
"Nice Tiarra" she said
Surprised
Earlier when I was In my Sons classroom,
 I had picked up a paste tiarra and stuck it
 on my head  (like ye do) and completely
forgot about it.
The fact that i was quite formally dressed,
 no doubt lent an air that I really was trying
 to be quite grand, what with the Tiarra
 perched on my head and all ..Embarrassed
My sons teacher had sussed what was
going on...
but the other woman?
Her face during that entire meeting?
  .. I can still see her expression to this day
Yes folks, remember..
Appearances CAN be deceptive! Wink
mags x
3月15日

Mag's and Angie's Birthday Bash

 
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Hello everybody...
Another year, another Birthday..
ANOTHER night here on the sofa..
 
HANG ON
I think ive got a better Idea...
 
  
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me and my friend here on spaces miz angie
 are both celebrating our birthdays
 this weekend....
So please get your glad rags on
and join in the fun!
WELCOME
To Mags and Angies Birthday Bash
 
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Oh what an Atmosphere
I love a party with a happy atmosphere
 
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So let me take You there
and soon we will be dancing in the
cool night air
 
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Well were at the dancing party
and everybodys having fun
and your girl is there beside you
 
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and you feel like number one
 
So get your body movin
'cos tonight has just begun
Oh WOAH let it go
WOAH let it show
aaah aaaah aaaah!
 
 
Oh what an Atmosphere
I love a party with a happy atmosphere
yeah mmm music everywhere
and soon we will be dancing in the
cool night air
 
JIGGY!  ye dancing?
Ye asking?
naww its just the way im staunin Wink
 
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Now were out here all together
everybodys hand in hand
 
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We can make it last forever
When were dancing with the gang
Well youve got your favourite records
And Frankies got his band 
 
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HUH Surprised
 
WOAH LET IT GO
OH WOAH LET IT SHOW
 
AAAH AAAH AAAH AAAH
 
Oh what an Atmosphere
I love a party with a happy atmosphere
yeah mmm music everywhere
 
and soon we will be dancing in the
cool night air
 
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So? How do you think its going
Angie?
Great Mags..just as long as
were not doing the clearing up
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Happy Birthday to us Angie
go us  Party
Heres your birthday present..
its a night light so for gawds sake dont
try to wear it LOL
 
 
 
I hope youve all enjoyed the party..
I think I need to go lie down now...
All I need now is for somone to offer
to lock up after theyve washed the pots
 Wink
 
mags x
3月13日

With Apologies to Paul and Art....

 
 
I searched for my old love out on the streets last night
She was so glad I didnt find her-She just smiled
So we never got to talk about some old times
or drink ourselves some beer
Still Crazy... after all these years
 
Well Im the kind of girl who likes to socialise
You wont catch me leaning on old familiar ways..
Yes Im the fool for love songs
that keep whispering in my ear
Still Crazy ...after all these years
 
Four in the morning
Crapped out, yawning
Longing my life a--way
I always worry
but why
should I?
Its all gonna... fade
 
Now I sit by my window and I watch the stars
fearing damage will be done one day
But who will be convicted, through the jury of my tears?
Still Crazy after all these years
 
STILL ..crazy...after all these years.
 
mags x
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
3月10日

Teddy Bears' Picnic Revisited

 
Hi Everybody
This is the Second of My Blogs that Im re-publishing to Celabrate My 1st Year Anniversary here on Spaces. And its One of My favourites. This blog would never have happened without the co-operation of my friends here.
 
...so I said to my friends I want to host an online Teddy Bears Picnic for your Teddy Bears...please bring me your Teddy Bears!
This was the Result... and many thanks again to everybody who humoured me!   LOL  Wink
 
 
Welcome to the Teddy Bears Picnic 
 
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The Bears are all Here! ...
 
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Let me introduce you to MY very own "Teddy Robinson"
 
 
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...who is joined by his pals, Paddington Bear, Biggles and The Boss ...
 
 
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Jiggy's Teddy "Vin Deisel" is here...
 
 
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...There's also ...
Sheena's "lil ted"
 
 
 
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and watch up! ...here comes BalletCat Blue's adopted Teddy Bear... "Fergus"
 
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Pinky's Teddy Bear "Vice" has just arrived...
 
 
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oooh look ..its Bobs bear "Eddy the Teddy"! ..
 
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hewwo eddy the teddy!   Open-mouthed
 
 
...and flown over all the way from the U.S.of A..is Lena's Teddy Bear.."Zach"!
 
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Are all the Teddy Bears here? ...
Well they ARE now! Paul's cycling Teddy has just arrived!
 
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Is Everybeary hungry????
 
 
  
 
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Who Invited HIM?  Surprised
 
 
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Let's get the hamper out then! ...
 
 
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There's plenty of sandwiches...
 
 
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and cakes! .....
 
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ice cream....
 
 
 
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and lashings and lashings of ginger beer!
 
 
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Tuck in!!
 
 
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"here Mabel? I think somebodys having a Laff? who packed these chocolate bears???  Surprised
 
 
 
 
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Teddy Bear Sing ~a ~ long
 
 
I chanced upon a big brown bear
a gruff old bear was he.
He basked content within his lair,
I looked at him, and he looked at me.
And all he said was “WOOF!” Ah me.
And all he said was “WOOF!”
 
That big brown bear just hugged his lair,
And blinked a twinkling eye.
He ne’er as much as moved a hair,
But scared to death was trembling I.
And all he said was “WOOF!” Oh My.
And all he said was “WOOF!”
 
I doubted his sublime intent,
and did not stay for proof;
my heels in flight were swiftly bent,
for I’m inclined to stay aloof,
when big brown bears say “WOOF!”
Oh my, Oh my,
Oh my, Oh my, Oh my.
When big brown bears say

”WOOF!”

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in the house next door to me
a little boy lives there
at christmas time  santa claus
brought him a teddy bear
he loves that little teddy bear
he's with him all day long
and the sweetest thing
you'll ever hear
is to hear him sing this song
oh
Me and my teddy bear
have no troubles have no care
Me and my teddy bear
just play and play all day.
 
I love my teddy bear
he has one eye and has no hair
I love my teddy bear
We play and play all day.
Every night he's with me
when I climb up the stairs
and by my bed he listens
until I say my prayers.
Oh, me and my teddy bear
have no trouble have no care
Me and my teddy bear
we play (blp blp) and play (blp blp)
all day!

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Say lil Ted..i really fancy Pinky over there ..
 
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where.. where???
 
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over there in the corner..see? ..
 
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ooooh yeah! ...shes Nice! 
 
 
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it looks like fergus has reached her first lads..
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
 
 
 
 
 
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Teddy Bear Jokes
 
 
Q: Why do bears have fur coats ?
A:Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

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Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A: A teddy boar!

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Q: What should you call a bald teddy?
A; Fred bear!

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Q: What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A: A little bear!
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Q: Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
A: It lives on ice!
 
 
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Q: Have you ever hunted bear?
A: No, but I've been shooting in my shorts!
 
 
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Q: How do you hire a teddy bear?
A: Put him on stilts!
 
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Q: What's a teddy bears favourite pasta?
A: Tagliateddy!
 
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Q: Why shouldn't you take a bear to the zoo?
A: Because they'd rather go to the cinema!
 
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Q: What is a bear's favourite drink?
A: Koka-Koala!
 
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Bear in a Bar
This bear walks into a bar. Then he sits down and orders a beer.
The bartender, amazed that this bear can actually talk, gives him a beer.
The bear says, "What do I owe you?"
The bartender stops and thinks for a moment.
"Even though this bear is smart," thinks the bartender, "he probably hasn’t been in many bars."
So the bartender says, "That'll be ten dollars."
The bear forks over the money and starts drinking his beer.
After a few minutes, the bartender can't restrain his curiosity, so he walks back over to the bear and tries to strike up a conversation.
"You know, we don't get many bears in this bar."
The bear looks up from his beer and says, "Well, at ten bucks a beer, I'm not surprised."
 
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What kind of food do you get when
you cross a blizzard with a polar bear?
 
A brrr-grrr!
 
 
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Is EveryBeary Happy?
 
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yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
 
 
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The Teddy Bears' Picnic song
 
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If you go down in the woods today
you’re sure of a big surprise.

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If you go down in the woods today
you’d better go in disguise!

 

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For every bear that ever there was
will gather there together because
today’s the day the teddy bears
have their picnic!
 

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Every teddy bear who’s been good
is sure of a treat today.

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There’s lots of marvellous things to eat
and wonderful games to play!

 

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Beneath the trees where nobody sees
they’ll ‘hide and seek’
as long as they please,
for that’s the way the teddy bears
have their picnic.
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Picnic time for teddy bears.
The little teddy bears are having
a lovely time today.
Watch them, catch them unawares,
they love to picnic on their holiday.
 
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See them gaily gad-about,
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they love to play and shout,
they never have any cares.
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At six-o’clock their mummies and daddies
will take them home to bed,
because they’re tired little teddy bears.
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If you go down in the woods today,
you’d better not go alone!
It’s lovely down in the woods today
but better to stay at home!

For every bear that ever there was
will gather there for certain because
today’s the day the teddy bears
have their picnic!
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WE DONT WANT TO GO HOME!!!
 
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Well get off with you then, and get dressed up in your bestest clothes that you brought along...for a group photograph!!! ...
Smile for the Camera! ...
CHEEEEESE!
 
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I say?? could somebeary help me? I seem to be stuck!!!
 
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you should have found yourself a more comfortable chair like mine Eddy!
 
 
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i'll help you Eddy the Teddy!
 
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let meeeeeeeee help you! Eddy the Teddy!
 
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oooooh noooo don't knock me over!!!
 
 
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oooooh are you all right old chap??
 
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i'm fine thanks! ...umm? just fine!
but thank you for asking!
 
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that's no problem Eddy...If your sure???
 
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Is there any more food left? ...winnie the pooh's tummy is Rumbling! ....
 
 
 
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Sure..all help yourself to the Honey filled assorted fancies!
 
 
 
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Thank you Mags! 
 
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Who asked for a can of Irn Bru?
  
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<ahem?>
 
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Save some for Me Vice! ...
 
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What sort of drink is Irn Bru? ...
 
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It's Scotland's Other National Drink Zach
 
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Aye..it's made frae Girders!!!
 
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oh Henry ..it's getting rather late? ....Tom Kitten has come out for his night prowl ...
 
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Margaret?

can we have one last song pweeeze?

 

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 yeeeeh! how about some Bear City Rollers?

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We were rippin up
we were rockin up
roll it over and lay it down

we were shakin up
we were breakin up
we were rockin to the shang-a-lang sound of the music

HEY HEY, rockin to the music.
HEY HEY, rocking to the music
rocking every night and day.HEY HEY

 

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well we sang shang-a-lang as we ran with the gang
doin doo wop be dooby do ay
we were all in the news
with our blue suede shoes
and our dancin the night away.

 

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we sang shang-a-lang
as we ran with the gang
doin doo wop be dooby do eye
with the jukebox playing and every body saying that
music like ours couldn't die
*
we were grooving
we were movin
pussyfootin and booting it round.
we were boppin it
we were hoppin it
we were jumping to the shang-a-lang sound of the music,....

 

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shang-a-lang,
shang-a-lang,
shang-a-lang
shang-a-lang, shang-a-lang, shang-a-lang

 

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I think your all getting "tired little teddy bears now... so I think there's Just time for one last verse of "Teddy Bears Picnic"....

 

yippeeeeeee!

 

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Picnic time for teddy bears.
The little teddy bears are having
a lovely time today.
Watch them, catch them unawares,
they love to picnic on their holiday.
See them gaily gad-about,
they love to play and shout,
they never have any cares.
At six-o’clock their mummies and daddies
will take them home to bed,
because they’re tired little teddy bears.

At six-o'clock their mummies and daddies
will take them home to bed,
because they're tired little teddy bears.

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I hope you all had fun!....And don't worry,Eddy the Teddy is not really hurt ...he was only pretending! ... Wink

it's goodbye from me, and all the teddy bears....GOODYBE! ...

and, thank you for coming! safe home!

 

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Does anybody want a lift?

 

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wait for meeeeeeee!

 

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and me.....

 

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Here's two kisses from me Fergus! One for you and one for BalletCat Blue!  

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~ mags x ~

3月5日

So Where DOES one go To Purchase a Lion?

 
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Hello Everbody!
Today is my official First Year Anniversary here on Spaces.
I feel emotional I dont mind telling you.
This past year has seen my personal life go though somewhat of a Roller Coaster.
Being on Spaces however, has been one of thee most happiest times I have had the pleasure of experiencing, in all the years i have had an internet connection.
 
Im borrowing an Idea from a friend of mine here on spaces (i hope he wont mind)
So during the month of march, i am going to re-publish, some of my personal favourite blogs, that I published, during my first year here.
I would like to begin with a blog that I published in May 2007.  I reviewed an essay which was written one Saturday in one of our National Newspapers.
This is a true story, and I still get shivers every time I think about it...I hope you will agree that it well worth revisiting.
 
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where does one go to purchase a lion?
 
 those of you who know me even a little will know, that i am a dreamer....i got to say it exasparates the hell out of some people, but hey? i'm not a monster, i'm not abusive, and i'm nae criminal..i can do serious stuff, at a push..but no very often! ;p  ..erm?..right well moving on, i was gonna review something i read in the newspapers at the weekend!...and this (true) story really captured my imagination.
 
so where does one go..to buy a Lion Cub huh?...im talking a real live little baby lion cub...(now im talking about Britain here)
well...i have been informed, that back in the summer of '69.. a certain London store called Harrod's had an exotic animals department..(well i never?)
This tail..(tail?? no this is a true story) was narrated, by one gent..who explained that he had a lady friend, who one day visited the said exoctic animal department, and rather grandly enquired if she could purchase a camel? ...the assistant cooly replied.."one hump or two?"
suitably impressed by this tail..no tale..our narrator and a pal of his went along to see for themselves, and were astounded to see a cage..with a little lion cub in it.
they decided between themselves that this would never do?..and they asked the assistant? how much for the lion cub?
now at this point if your wondering how harrods department store got hold of a lion cub? yes its a good question, and apparantly they procured him, from a zoo..
someone there must have had some kind of sense of humour, because they christened the Lion..Christian..(geddit?)
The assistant duly sold the Lion cub to our narrator and friend for the sum of 250 guineas...
Our narrator owned a furniture shop on the Kings Road in London...and if you had walked past that store on a Sunday, in the year of 1969, and pressed your nose to the glass window..you would have been rewarded with the sight of seeing Christian the baby Lion cub...luxuriating on a chaise lounge...while his owner was doing the accounting.
our narrator made much of the fact that he doubts that Harrods would take quite such a cavalier attitude to the sale of such animals these days..and he also is of the opinion that the local authorities would most likely also take a dim view
but he said that back then "nobody minded"
he added that Harrods did send them home with a proper diet sheet..for advice on feeding and nutrition..apparantly it cost around £30 a week to feed him ("a lot of money back in those days")
and for his excercise?
our enteprising narrator.. approched a local vicar...and permission was sought and granted..for the lion cub to have the run of the graveyard...where they played football with him!...
in all, Christian stayed in London for a year..growing from 35lbs in weight to an imposing 185lbs..during that time...and he was maturing and beginning to grow a mane.
In the end Christians future was sealed by chance, when two actors came into the store to buy a pine desk
These two actors had both starred in the film called Born Free, which told the true story of George Adamson and his wife Joy..who raised a lion cub called elsa, in Kenya..and then rehabilitated her into the wild.
the actors suggested, that george adamson might be able to help. George was certainly intrigued by the challange of introducing a Kings road Lion, into the wilds, but he had to warn, that it might not be sucsessful, owing to the fact that Christian was british born not to mention so urbane ... and he was also born to parents who had also been held in captivity
i rather fear this tail tale has ran long enough...but george flew christian out to kenya...and along with a Lion who came from the set of Born Free...george sucsessfully initiated a new Pride on his wild life reservation. how amazing is that???
about a year after the pride was fully established, our narrator and his friend wanted to go out to Kenya to say a formal goodbye to Christian
george explained to him, that the pride had not been anywhere near base camp, for much of that year. so our man said he would come over anyway to meet with george
when the narrator..arrived at the reservation base camp area..george greeted him and said that christian..was waiting for him...sitting on his favourite rock
our narrator came out of the base camp and he said that Christian was looking at him and his pal very intently...then he got off of the rock..recognition on his face..and he bounded towards the two of them..knocking them both onto their backs..and he placed a huge paw on each of their shoulders
the narrator said everyone was crying-even Christian was nearly crying said our man.
a party ensued at base.. and christian remained for the jollies..(and though our man didnt actually put this in print..i think christian even snuck in a whisky or two..)
Christian's two females were less than impressed... from some distance away away...and when Christian finally lopped off to rejoin them...they was growling and spitting..but Christian gave each of them a cuff...and then collapsed.
And that was the very last ever sighting of Christian... the Lion who once lived in Chelsea!
mags x
 
following the publication of my blog, a friend of mine from spaces, Richard aka Alien Hunter, gave me this link
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
3月3日

THIS IS JUST NOT FAIR!!!

 
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Hi Everbody!
 
I promise I will change the record eventually, cos March is going to be a busy Month for me Here on Spaces  .. (I celebrate my First Year anniversary here this month yaaay) Open-mouthed
BUT
theres something i want to tell yous all first.  Did you all see how hard I tried to win myself a valentine this year Huh? ...only for it to end up with ME being mown down by a TRUCK!  <ahem>  and then on February 29th I went around dropping Hints the size of BOULDERS .... about this being a leap year and all? - I didnt manage to strike it lucky there either. (oh well apart from one friend who said he was game.. (thank you Tongue out) and another friend who said "well only if you are desperate!" ) Surprised
So after ALL that... how do you think I felt, when My 19year old son Came home yesterday, after spending the weekend at his Grans
I happened to make a passing remark, about the state of play with his love life (its a mothers duty to keep a weather eye on these things  ye know?  <ahem?>
So he turns round and he says to me.."I got TWO marraige proposals on Friday"
TWO????!! Angry
One of them came from a young woman he works with, and the other came via a text message from one of His female friends  *He showed me the text message on His phone... I nearly fainted.
I said to him..."yeah well son,  its all a bit of fun eh?"
and he replied "Ive accepted both proposals!"
Surprised 
Anything to get out of buying two pairs of gloves eh?  ...
Well son, ye only did what I would have done as well  <aHEM> ....(just a little wry humour there! Angel)
mags x
p.s.  now dont all go throwin any rocks at me after all the flirting i did in february...
but perhaps i should mention this right now
Its My Wedding Anniversary today  YAAAAAY 24 years today. Open-mouthed  and who said it wouldnt last? Thinking
CONGRATULATIONS to Us Dear Hubby
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If God spares us Both it will be our Silver wedding anniversary next year!
 
 
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