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    July 11

    Big Brother Days 38-43

    well i apologise here and mainly to dear Joan, but i know our Sheena , that you did oft time read this blog too  (bless both of your hearts)
    i think im gonna have to wave the white flag of defeat, and i should have done it a long time ago.
    for many reasons (too numerous and boring to mention) a daily blog has proved to be impossible. I am deeply disappointed because i wanted the BB8 diary to be a permenant category to look back on, but what, with me accidentally deleting the first 30 days worth of entries, and falling behind consistantly with daily entries  ever since, i think its time to admit that my daily Big Brother blog is a no goer!
    So from now on, As and when i possibly can, i will blog about events in the  house and stick it in the diary, but i now officially own up that the daily Big Brother account ( which i genuinly DID attempt) is now over! 
    ... and besides?  ;p  I am going on holiday this Friday...
    i'm not leaving the country, i aint travelling all that far, but it will be a change of scenery, and i will have a gorgeous garden to sit in, and to dream  to my hearts content......scottish weather permitting Obviously!!!    and  even Hopefully  to glimpse my Muse
    i wont have a computer, so I guess?  That watching even More of the Big Brother Household antics  will be on the cards!
    This Week has been Fake week in the BB house..I dont approve of "head messing" and yeah thats a huge irony cos that is what BB is Infamous for.
    Friday sees a contestant  undertake a "Fake" departure from the House!
    My departure is gonna be real, but just like the "evicted"  BB housemate...
    i will return again! LOL ... it will just take a little longer and MINUS an interview with Davina McCall!!!   ( mumble mumble mumble)
    be good y'all!    i'm gonna Miss every one of yous!
    mags x
    July 06

    Days 35 36 and 37

    Day 35: The Seven deadly Sins task continues...and Tracey has proved beyond a doubt that she is NOT that selfish person!
    Big Brothers final final FINAL offer to her, (and if she accepted she would immediately fail her task) was.. a 1998 coupe car, the keys awaiting in front of her ..Tracey told Big Brother he was good, she granted him that, but she turned down the offer, saying that she wanted to keep the friends that she had made in the house! So Tracey has definitely absolved herself of her sin of "greed"
    Ziggy passed his endurance test, of sitting in the vestibule surrounded by all his favourite foods for over FOUR hours, and he didnt eat a single crumb, so he has absolved himself of the sin of Gluttony!
    Laura, has absolved herself from the sin of Sloth, by donning racetrack gear and slothful slippers, and performing a Big Brother walking marathon of Five Miles... on a specially laid out walking track in the Garden, she would pass her task as long as she came in anywhere under 5 hours!
    Laura completed her marathon in time and absolved herself of the sin of Sloth.
    ....Yet more evidence of Big Brother doing all the traditional stuff in a slightly different order today, when the Names up for nomination were announced!
    .."In no PARTICULAR" order!"  (?)   LAURA ...and....CHANNEL (always in the past the names have been read out in alphabetical order.
    *why isnt EVERYONE in that house voting for CHARLEY TO BE OUT?
    well did anyone hear what Billie said about her on BBLB.. he reckons that charley is going round everyone individually, currying favour with them, by promising them free passes into star studded functions (a lah courtesy of her famous COUSIN im presuming?) and he says that is one reason why she hasnt topped the nominations league so far. Well im not making that rumour up meself..Billie said it on National TV.. and its maybe as good a reason as any, why her name hasnt come up so far.
    It was annouced just before 11pm tonight that the housemates have passed their luxury food shopping budget task (for the first time i think?) because 6 out of the 7 housemates sucsessfully absolved themselves of their sins! so NO prizes for guessing which one of them failed ok?
     Day 36: Gathered on the sofas, the (mostly) angelic gang heard the results of this week's Task.
    Laura got moving, abolishing her sloth, and a heavenly harp string sounded throughout the lounge.
    Tracey turned down an endless supply of baccy, £1000, a 1998 family four-door saloon and two extra nominations. Harp strings galore...
    "You're a nice person," said Carole, hugging Tracey, as the rest of the group gave her a round of applause.
    "You're my family. I'm not that person," confirmed Tracey, pointing to her 'selfish' badge.
    Next up was Charley...
    "You're still a sinner," announced Big Bro, as the sound of thunder and lightening struck.
    "**** the party," said Charley guiltily, as all eyes fixed on her. "Don't blame me, you still get luxury items."
    Ziggy resisted a room fool of luxuries. Harp string.
    Liam resisted Big Brother's advances. Harp string.
    Nicky named 30 good points about herself. Harp string.
    Amanda wore a hotdog costume. Another harp string.
    "I don't know why everyone's sitting there getting the hump with me," said Charley, although no-one had uttered a word.
    That would be Charley immediately gearing up for her first post taske fight?
    ...oh wait a minute? she never even Gave up fighting in the first place!!! and that is why she failed her individual task!!!
    Day 37: Well despite Big Brothers bestest efforts, housemates are STILL breaking the rule of discussing nominations..the latest offenders are Laura and Nikki (although I am SURE i have heard charley openly talk about nominations, She is definitely Big Brothers golden girl this year-that one! (in my own opinion)
    Charley was allowed to get off with calling Ziggy a pervert (unacceptable in my view) but when a tipsy laura said the "poof" word..Her feet very nearly never touched in that diary room
    well talking about FEET?
    Laura and Nikkis punishment for discussing nominations, is that they have been banned from the luxury bathroom, and ALSO they both have to wear shakles on their feet. Chains and a heavy weight!
    the only time they are allowed to unchain them is for trips to the loo-that would be the GARDEN loo  and they both must go..*One waiting outside, for the other to finish.
    Day 38 sees eviction night... i have just worked out that we need Laura to go as if Chanelle stays that is at LEAST one more nomination next week for Charley!
    fingers crossed then! ...
    mags x
    July 03

    Day 34

    ...apologies for such an extremely hurried entry..(long story ) 
    I had ground breaking BB news and this should have been posted several hours ago.. so apologies from me.
    Jonathon left the house for good at 8am this morning..
    his departure was sudden, and i was upset at him leaving Carole and Gerry in the lurch,
    but it turns out that his Grandmother has passed away..aged 105years old...
    so R.I.P  jonathons grandmother...and  jonathon has left the house to be with his family at this sad time.
    other news of today (before i have to rush off ) is that Tracely impessivly passed her personal "seven greedy sins"  task, to prove to big brother that she was no longer greedy..
    she TURNED DOWN big brothers offer, of an EXTRA 2 nomination votes  ONE THOUSAND POUNDS CASH and an ulimited supply of tobacco whilst in the house.
    IF she accepted she would fail her task and be accused of being greedy..
    but she wasnt AVING it!!! 
    im not sure if i could have shown the same willpower as tracey... could You? 
    mags x
    July 02

    Days 32 and 33

    Day 32:  Following last nights eviction..Big Brother decided to wake the housemates up early.. for a lively workout. Big Brother equipped the housemates with wristbands Sportswear and trainers... and they danced and pumped up the volume for an energetic start to their Saturday..
    later Charley was called to the diary room to collect instructions containing two choices..
    Big Brother has put together two hampers to cover housemates' supplies for the next four days... One hamper consists of boring emergency rations, (kidneys, hearts, mince and sprouts). The other hamper has 'proper' food, (ham, cheese, chicken, seasoning, onions and garlic). The housemates must decide between them which hamper they want. The problem is that the emergency hamper comes with a special birthday party for Charley. The premium rations hamper doesn't.
    now which option do you think all the housemates voted for? ...
    well they opted for the PARTY..
    Charley was given a lavish party with food drinks and party outfits for all the housemates.. (why did the twins get stuck with a birthday cake filled with cornbeef hash?
    grrrrrrr!!!!!  im DONE with THIS blog entry!!!!!

    Day 33: Carole won the race to the diary room, today when Big Brother was looking for the most discerning Housemate....
    she was given the list of the seven deadly sins, and she had to ascribe one housemate per one of the deadly sins mentioned.
    ..as follows she chose..
    Wrath = CHARLEY
    Sloth = LAURA
    Pride = AMANDA
    Lust = LIAM
    Envy = NICKY
    Greed = TRACEY
    Gluttony = ZIGGY
    To pass this week's task the seven housemates chosen must absolve themselves of their sins via individual tasks. If four or more of the seven selected pass, the group will receive a luxury shopping budget. If four or more fail, it's back to basic rations.
    If all seven "sinful housemates" pass their tasks and absolve their sins, the group will be rewarded with a special party of sin and excess.
    ..so far Amanda is going to be absolving herself of Pride, by having to wear a hotdog suit... (thats all her street cred taken away from her)
    and ziggy was shown into a room laden with a banquet.. a feast of food..
    but he wasnt allowed to eat ANYTHING...he must absolve himself from gluttony by not eating any of the food...
    it will be interesting to see if the housemates can pass this weeks food task!
    mags x
    July 01

    Days 30 and 31

    Day 30:  Ziggy spent a restless night last night, he paid a late night visit to the diary room requesting to Big Brother that he could leave the house.
    Charley accused him to his face of being a pervert! Now thats a strong accusation to make in anyones book  (i would have thought) and Ziggy was upset about it both for himself AND for his parents...i believe Ziggy was asked to sleep on his decision..
    as Day 30 dawned, he took the decision to remain in the house, but he has no idea what kindof comment or accusation charley might hurl at him next
    *i have no idea why charley is allowed to get off with doing that to ziggy
    Big Brother issued a challenge to the housemates this morning, that they could have half an hour to compose a song for big brother and they would be provided with a very basic breakfast...(and a chance of escaping at least ONE meal of slop)
    The housemates passed their task and were awarded with bread juices cereal milk, but another oppertunity for mass disagreements presented itself, when it was discovered that they had been allocated only ONE sausage..Here was Lauras solution to this dilemma..
     
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    yup a slice each...
    Jonathon (who also requested to leave the house) had like Ziggy decided to stay put (goodness knows why!!!) LOL
    *im sorry if i havent blogged this bit before...but Big Brother has installed a "happy room" first inhabitants of the house to see it were Billi and Charley following a MASSIVE row that they had the other day...
    once inside there is music piped inside as well as bubbles and goodness knows what else.. I think the idea is to let the housemates calm down again and relax, and to re-enter the house in a better frame of mind..*well thats the idea anyway LOL
    WELL today day 30: The twins tried to stage a mock argument with the express purpose of gaining entry into the happy room..but Big Brother wasnt buying it...and remained silent... so no summons then for the twins
    When it came to dinner time on Day 30 Brian was summoned to the diary room to complete a short general knowledge quiz, if he answered all questions correctly then, he would win a hamper for the house..to cover several days provisions..
    (yes this is Brian and i know it doesnt sound too promising) but the questions were a masterpiece of-shall we say?- dumbed downess!!!  Brian managed to answer all 3 questions, and emerged from the diary room capturing everyones hearts.. he also WON them some hearts, because that was what was in the hamper, The housemates are going to be dining on hearts, and goodness knows what other sorts of organs.. this led to yet more tears in the diary room I can tell you. In fact im SURE i heard chanelle plead  PLEASE BRING BACK THE SLOP!!!!!  lol nae pleasing some folk eh?
     
    Day 31: Eviction night...
    but before that, the housemates have been doing it AGAIN!
    they are all going around openly discussion nominations...
    Big Brother was forced to gather all the housemates on naughty benches placed around the living area, Big Brother then posed several scenarios of conversations, including the theme of nominations, and after each one Big Brother would ask if it was a rule break and if so..they were to hold up a YES card...
    i somehow doubt thats going to cut it...
    i thought if the Big Brother game was worth playing it was worth playing CORRECTLY..
    all the talk about nominations has become a farce as far as i can see
    up for nomination were.. Billie  Carole  and Tracey...
    Billy was evicted with a share of the votes amounting to over 50%
    Carole has survived 3 evictions
    Tracey has survied 2 evictions
    Ziggy and Jonathon didnt walk
    and Charley has lost her main ally in the house...
    so as far as next week goes it is definitely GAME ON!!!
    mags x